21-Mar-1998 - 9 Hours On The Road (a.k.a., 8 To A Room)
Stinky: “There’s no ‘r’, but thanks for the head.”
Coyote: “Oh, Stinky has been sucked in . . . let me tell you.”
Turtle: “Wow! . . . Look at the size of your
clamp!”
22-Mar-1998 - Are we going the right way?
Stinky: “Oh, God . . . I *love* Girl Scouts!”
Feathers: “I don’t mind speaking loudly, but
there are some people who may not want to
hear me talk.”
Frosty: “Augh . . . I’m leaking!”
Lobo: “I only like you five minutes a week
. . . and right now, it’s not those five
minutes.”
Stinky: “I think there would have to be something
terribly wrong with me to let you get
*that* close.”
Lynx: “You have to be quiet . . . I mean, when you’re sleeping with the guy . . . .”
The Vet: “He’s cute, in kind of a round way.”
Lynx: “I can have my cake *and* eat it, too.”
Feathers: “You can’t call it a pig.”
Feathers: “It’s like Denny’s . . . it’s always
open.”
23-Mar-1998 - And the green grass grew all around
The Vet: “Roundness can be fun.”
Stinky: “So, what happens is, the caldera fills
up with smegma and starts to roll over the
sides?”
Feathers: “Well, it’s magma . . . . ”
Frosty: “Don’t mind me . . . I’m just adjusting my thickness.”
Feathers: “Now I’m gonna take you halfway to Paradise.”
Lynx: “You’d better put a WIDE LOAD sign on your truck.”
Frosty: “That’s the problem with walking behind Deb . . . she’s always bending over.”
Feathers: “Oh yeah it is! You’re just not grabbing it in the right place.”
Innocent: “Stinky purposefully antagonizes her, doesn’t he?”
Feathers: “It blows often.”
The Vet: “I saw a magnificent hummer.”
The Man: “That’s a true love seat . . . you can do different positions with it.”
Stinky: “The Vet is a multiple-sneezer.”
The Vet: “Just like a typical man.”
Lobo: “Yeah . . . ‘good-night!’”
Big Mo: “We like to see a grab for the literature.”
The Vet: “No . . . if I were overzealous, you’d be hurtin’ by now.”
Shorty: “Good-night MaryEllen.”
Turtle: “You called me what?!”
24-Mar-1998 - Just a walk in the park
The Vet: “Pepper is an aphrodisiac.”
Lynx: “Do you know which side the gas pedal
is on?”
Stinky: “Do you know which end Coyote’s mouth
is on?”
Feathers: “I said we’d be under a few big ones, and this is a big one.”
Lynx: “Let’s see your action figure.”
Lynx: “I just stuck my hand in and grabbed his cookie.”
Lynx: “I like ‘em hard.”
Stinky: “Is that for clean-up?”
25-Mar-1998 - Model prisoners
Lynx: “‘Scratch’ and ‘Sniff’.”
Feathers: “What’s this?”
26-Mar-1998 - A little drop of rain
Lynx: “All four of them are together now . . . it’s a meeting of the mind.”
Stinky: “One pull, and you’re in.”
The Vet: “He wants a little thing to stand
behind.”
Lynx: “He already has one.”
Frosty: “You see, every night when Stinky goes
to bed, he says, ‘Good-night, John-Boy.’”
Stinky: “SHHH!!!!!”
The Vet: “She needs to be tied to her bed and
whipped.”
27-Mar-1998 - Sunny day, chasin’ the clouds away
The Vet: “I’ve got a naked pooh.”
Big Mo: “I’m going to go see if we are where we think we are, and not where we’re not.”
Einstein: “Wow, Turtle . . . you’re very moist.”
Giggles: “Do I make you itch?”
Turtle: “I just want to let you know - and
I am not going to name names - but this
project was done while someone was using drugs.”
28-Mar-1998 - The Morning After
Stinky: “Let’s see, I went for a walk, but
I don’t remember much after that . . . oh,
something about almost walking into the wrong cabin.”